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JenDanielle917

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1983 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10970
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- love
- friends
- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs

Things I hate:
- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments

Don't message, I only use the iPod app.

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JenDanielle917's favorite FMLs

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (2300)

On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21984) - you deserved it (8427)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10973) - you deserved it (64839)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58385) - you deserved it (3391)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42384) - you deserved it (20376)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72828) - you deserved it (10830)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (283269) - you deserved it (28110)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87034) - you deserved it (39745)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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