About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
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- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
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- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went to an underwear shop, and an employee recommended me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 6:31am - misc - by Pakundo - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 9:26am - love - by beekie9 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
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On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version
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On 12/12/2008 at 11:53pm - misc - by Peel - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
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On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version
Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML
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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version
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