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JenDanielle917

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21151
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- love
- friends
- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs

Things I hate:
- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments

Don't message, I only use the iPod app.

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JenDanielle917's favorite FMLs

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79093) - you deserved it (11813)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (315254) - you deserved it (31365)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94332) - you deserved it (42745)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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