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About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs
Things I hate:
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments
Don't message, I only use the iPod app.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Friday 18 July 2014