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JenDanielle917

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JenDanielle917

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19464
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- love
- friends
- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs

Things I hate:
- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments

Don't message, I only use the iPod app.

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JenDanielle917's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5988) - you deserved it (47913)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to an underwear shop, and an employee recommended me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

#1427
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24263) - you deserved it (2304)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:31am - misc - by Pakundo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

#1104
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22624) - you deserved it (1999)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:26am - love - by beekie9 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21154) - you deserved it (1831)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

#845
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34429) - you deserved it (6828)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48938) - you deserved it (2497)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

#761
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (3299)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34522) - you deserved it (1573)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML

#504
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22861) - you deserved it (6384)

On 12/12/2008 at 11:53pm - misc - by Peel - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76087) - you deserved it (4369)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76087) - you deserved it (4369)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13651) - you deserved it (41050)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30752) - you deserved it (2501)

On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25595) - you deserved it (9295)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12376) - you deserved it (69857)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version



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