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JenDanielle917

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1983 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23775
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- love
- friends
- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs

Things I hate:
- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments

Don't message, I only use the iPod app.

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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JenDanielle917's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

by bex / 01/07/2009 at 10:42am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

by / 01/04/2009 at 10:18am / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

by / 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm / Intimacy

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

by / 12/30/2008 at 6:16am / Work

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

by pop / 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm / Love

Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML

by Peel / 12/12/2008 at 11:53pm / Love

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

by Mak1 / 12/05/2008 at 3:12am / Belgium (Brabant) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

by Mak1 / 12/05/2008 at 3:12am / Belgium (Brabant) / Intimacy

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

by eleonor / 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm / Love

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

by Rosies / 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm / Intimacy

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

by lovely-sweet / 11/27/2008 at 7:34am / Miscellaneous

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

by tadam / 11/10/2008 at 4:11am / Work

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

by LifeSucks / 10/29/2008 at 7:57am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

by enjoy / 10/13/2008 at 4:30am / Money

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

by Marco / 10/13/2008 at 4:29am / Money