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About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs
Things I hate:
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments
Don't message, I only use the iPod app.
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Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML
Friday 17 April 2015