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JenDanielle917

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JenDanielle917

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18804
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- love
- friends
- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs

Things I hate:
- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments

Don't message, I only use the iPod app.

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JenDanielle917's favorite FMLs

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45857) - you deserved it (374427)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

#5419
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41089) - you deserved it (2301)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

#5350
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16194) - you deserved it (65654)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66892) - you deserved it (5871)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

#4119
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24726) - you deserved it (4945)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17853) - you deserved it (2486)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11192) - you deserved it (23707)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

#2721
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5551) - you deserved it (29918)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34698) - you deserved it (2405)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33513) - you deserved it (2467)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33513) - you deserved it (2467)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

#2244
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7484) - you deserved it (26478)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23786) - you deserved it (2089)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20156) - you deserved it (6850)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42541) - you deserved it (2425)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)



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