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JenDanielle917
  • Town/Country : Ohio, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 8708
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- love
- friends
- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs

Things I hate:
- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments

Don't message, I only use the iPod app.

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Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

#9160
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27743) - you deserved it (3988)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:05am - health - by makinascene (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

#9051
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48397) - you deserved it (6997)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

#8789
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42981) - you deserved it (3253)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

#8630
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43348) - you deserved it (2016)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37039) - you deserved it (322185)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

#5419
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35207) - you deserved it (1743)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

#5350
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13629) - you deserved it (59053)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60239) - you deserved it (5124)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

#4119
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20500) - you deserved it (4322)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14276) - you deserved it (2179)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8786) - you deserved it (19572)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

#2721
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4820) - you deserved it (27079)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31564) - you deserved it (2151)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27001) - you deserved it (1932)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)



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