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JenDanielle917

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JenDanielle917

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21147
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- love
- friends
- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs

Things I hate:
- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments

Don't message, I only use the iPod app.

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JenDanielle917's favorite FMLs

Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML

#15703
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51571) - you deserved it (4623)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by YeahWhatOkay (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67764) - you deserved it (8383)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

#14044
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19418) - you deserved it (49564)

On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

#13222
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51233) - you deserved it (3092)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know". FML

#12002
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50522) - you deserved it (4288)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by iamnotfat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82409) - you deserved it (18108)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

#9160
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37715) - you deserved it (5473)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:05am - health - by makinascene (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

#9051
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60184) - you deserved it (8810)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

#8789
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50779) - you deserved it (3922)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

#8630
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52020) - you deserved it (2716)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47758) - you deserved it (389737)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

#5419
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45364) - you deserved it (2633)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)



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