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JenDanielle917

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JenDanielle917

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21118
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- love
- friends
- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs

Things I hate:
- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments

Don't message, I only use the iPod app.

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JenDanielle917's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13724) - you deserved it (77579)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

#51117
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50461) - you deserved it (3456)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49768) - you deserved it (4460)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

#37276
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32919) - you deserved it (6680)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45462) - you deserved it (7529)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

#33444
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55756) - you deserved it (6019)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML

#27666
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51062) - you deserved it (5953)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by toad (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

#24997
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37097) - you deserved it (8511)

On 02/11/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by seriously?! (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

#22263
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48367) - you deserved it (16974)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12887) - you deserved it (73735)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

#19641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11149) - you deserved it (42441)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15500) - you deserved it (162465)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

#17496
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83425) - you deserved it (5108)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:32pm - misc - by Sal (man) - United States (California)

Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML

#16292
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67022) - you deserved it (4605)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New York)



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