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JenDanielle917
  • Town/Country : Ohio, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 8772
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- love
- friends
- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs

Things I hate:
- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments

Don't message, I only use the iPod app.

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JenDanielle917's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44349) - you deserved it (3683)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML

#16757067
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34648) - you deserved it (7608)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

#16746059
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50233) - you deserved it (6334)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29351) - you deserved it (4958)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41209) - you deserved it (4095)

On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38571) - you deserved it (2785)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my fiancé, the love of my life, informed me that he proposed because he was sure I'd say no. He was hoping it would lead to our breakup. FML

#16605468
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37960) - you deserved it (3086)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:47am - love - by Username - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

#16599837
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47075) - you deserved it (6219)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46332) - you deserved it (7240)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46332) - you deserved it (7240)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46332) - you deserved it (7240)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35155) - you deserved it (15381)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

#16530015
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40716) - you deserved it (6306)

On 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by JayFri - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36523) - you deserved it (5896)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)



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