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About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs
Things I hate:
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments
Don't message, I only use the iPod app.
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Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
Monday 5 October 2015