About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- love
- friends
- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs
Things I hate:
- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments
Don't message, I only use the iPod app.
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Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 12:29am - love - by smoothmove - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went to a party and we all decided to play hide-and-go-seek despite our ages. I started counting. When I was done, I started searching and after 5 minutes of searching, I found that everyone left me. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by TheStripedBeatle (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by pod (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)
Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 7:04pm - love - by pinocchio - United States
Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)
Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
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Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)
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