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About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs
Things I hate:
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments
Don't message, I only use the iPod app.
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Thursday 23 April 2015