About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
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- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs
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- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments
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Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)
Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)
Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)
Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by danielle887 - United States
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
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