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Jeety
  • Town/Country : San jose, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 September 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (9513) - you deserved it (766)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (7419) - you deserved it (1332)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (9427) - you deserved it (4482)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184 (313)

I agree, your life sucks (21349) - you deserved it (4334)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676 (395)

I agree, your life sucks (5838) - you deserved it (69011)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (21043) - you deserved it (15413)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

#18201929 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (10678) - you deserved it (1445)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (8793) - you deserved it (1606)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (10013) - you deserved it (1764)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513 (440)

I agree, your life sucks (10045) - you deserved it (2577)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

#17804951 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (20294) - you deserved it (3136)

On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (21561) - you deserved it (6058)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (20974) - you deserved it (2960)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I found my husband Googling the Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (22714) - you deserved it (2332)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (24453) - you deserved it (3713)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States