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Jca56's favorite FMLs
by praise the prenup / 10/02/2012 at 8:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Gemma / 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
by thankzbabe / 01/04/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by max / 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Cpt Colin / 01/03/2012 at 2:17am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by wowthatwould / 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by lifesucksbigtimefuys / 12/04/2011 at 3:36am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled. FML
by memoryloss / 12/04/2011 at 2:04am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Utah) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…