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by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 1:26am / United States (New York) / Love
by zamwow / 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Well this Is Awkward / 12/17/2013 at 3:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Cat Piss / 12/15/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Crystal_Nicole / 12/14/2013 at 12:05am / United States (Kansas) / Animals
Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML
by puking now / 12/13/2013 at 7:34pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by scared shitless / 12/10/2013 at 4:50am / United States (California) / Work
by knee pain / 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm / United States / Health
Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML
by mooselord / 12/05/2013 at 12:41pm / United States / Health
Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML
by longlongwinter / 12/05/2013 at 11:50am / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Miscellaneous
by happy birthday to me / 12/05/2013 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by helpme / 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Cian_1 / 11/25/2013 at 6:22am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Health
Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML
by why god / 11/25/2013 at 1:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered for being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress. She was still an infant when he died. FML
by fs / 11/23/2013 at 6:45pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…