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JamieLT
  • Town/Country : Kansas City, Missouri
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 358
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JamieLT : I am a varsity runner at my school- And a varsity trap shooter. Best of both worlds right?

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Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37417) - you deserved it (3503)

On 03/23/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by doesn't fuck on the first, thank god (woman) - United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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