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JamieLT

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1264
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Visits<b>boostedc</b> - the 11/14/2016 at 4:16pm<b>last_kings84</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 4:56am<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 5:34pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 2:33pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 1:07pm<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 11:37am<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 10:17am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 9:17am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 1:38pm<b>p_diddy77</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 1:02am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 9:43pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 8:44am<b>mthurston</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:13pm<b>Aberous</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 8:45am<b>cacheson</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 9:21am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 2:13pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:57pm<b>saucybugger101</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:12pm

Fucked!<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 11:34pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 7:30pm<b>boostedc</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 5:09pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 4:17pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 3:17pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 8:13pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:35am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 6:19am<b>AscendV</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:50am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:22am<b>amcquaid</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:33pm<b>nicfo</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:50pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:12am<b>CCRider</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:15am<b>GimonMon</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 9:19pm<b>mikethekid</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 2:16pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 12:15pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 7:01am

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Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 10:35am / France (Bretagne) / Work

Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML

by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 3:33am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

by CK95 / 01/01/2015 at 6:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

by jennabee97 / 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

by gwengas / 07/30/2014 at 2:51am / France (Bretagne) / Love

Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML

by doesn't fuck on the first, thank god / 03/23/2014 at 4:25pm / United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea) / Love

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids