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About JamieLT : I am a varsity runner at my school- And a varsity trap shooter. Best of both worlds right?

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Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30266) - you deserved it (3091) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/30/2014 at 2:51am - love - by gwengas - France (Bretagne)

Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40107) - you deserved it (4069)

On 03/23/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by doesn't fuck on the first, thank god (woman) - United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51285) - you deserved it (7785)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

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