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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 816
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Visits<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 9:47am<b>pikon</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 4:32am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 9:51pm<b>b3altena</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 2:43pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 11:50pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:39pm<b>Slasher2977</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 12:40am<b>binbin05</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 4:46am<b>Soccerboi15</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 12:56am<b>nicfo</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 2:15pm<b>BigSeedDeed99</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 12:59pm<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:49am<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 12:06am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 11:22pm<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 5:30pm<b>MortenM</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 5:09pm<b>amcquaid</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 2:33pm<b>goozeo</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 1:07pm

Fucked!<b>AscendV</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:50am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:22am<b>amcquaid</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:33pm<b>nicfo</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:50pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:12am<b>CCRider</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:15am<b>GimonMon</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 9:19pm<b>mikethekid</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 2:16pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 12:15pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 7:01am<b>robertd73</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 4:36pm

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JamieLT's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

#21387468
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25655) - you deserved it (3387)

On 04/04/2015 at 10:35am - work - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML

#21341448
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33470) - you deserved it (2670)

On 01/21/2015 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

#21328812
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24938) - you deserved it (6684)

On 01/01/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by CK95 - United States

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41548) - you deserved it (3793)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML

#21094457
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42099) - you deserved it (4262)

On 03/23/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by doesn't fuck on the first, thank god (woman) - United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52392) - you deserved it (7880)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore



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