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TODAY, MAH MOM WAS SCREAMING AT ME AND SAID, "I WISH I'D NEVER ADOPTD YOU." I GUESS I'M ADOPTD THEN. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55900) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

yesterday while in line at a gas station, looool I felt something on my shoulder!! I turnd around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder!! When I told her to stop, she yelld, hit me with her purse an ran off crying!! FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43676) - you deserved it (3573)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

yesterday while in line at a gas station, looool I felt something on my shoulder!! I turnd around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder!! When I told her to stop, she yelld, hit me with her purse an ran off crying!! FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43676) - you deserved it (3573)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

yesterday while in line at a gas station, looool I felt something on my shoulder!! I turnd around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder!! When I told her to stop, she yelld, hit me with her purse an ran off crying!! FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43676) - you deserved it (3573)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

yesterday while in line at a gas station, looool I felt something on my shoulder!! I turnd around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder!! When I told her to stop, she yelld, hit me with her purse an ran off crying!! FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43676) - you deserved it (3573)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend , shouting ( Catch! ) My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan , I have a huge bruise. FML

#17046646
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29985) - you deserved it (3359)

On 07/09/2011 at 11:12pm - health - by ilovedirt - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that mah dad has been trying to take money out of mah savings account to pay 4 divorce fees and a hammock. FML

#16812324
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31160) - you deserved it (2218)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - money - by Username - United States

2day mah five year old niece decidd to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in mah ears!! Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby"!!

#16800264
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34661) - you deserved it (4930)

On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

Today, I Googld myself. I found mah mugshot an a blog mah mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

#16785194
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29371) - you deserved it (20862)

On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I Googld myself. I found mah mugshot an a blog mah mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

#16785194
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29371) - you deserved it (20862)

On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I Googld myself. I found mah mugshot an a blog mah mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

#16785194
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29371) - you deserved it (20862)

On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I Googld myself. I found mah mugshot an a blog mah mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

#16785194
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29371) - you deserved it (20862)

On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I lerend the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

#16601397
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29202) - you deserved it (15502)

On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend an I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46864) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend an I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46864) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)



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