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Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

#5857
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10277) - you deserved it (49761)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47758) - you deserved it (389655)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

#4714
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27247) - you deserved it (2943)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML

#759
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22219) - you deserved it (6615)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38701) - you deserved it (23014)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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