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JYxforever

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1157
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JYxforever : HEYYY, I'm Jen :D!!! Love meeting new people message me I don't bite ;D OR WILL I MUHAHAHAHAHA ! ^^

C======================3 this is a dick XD
NOW SUCK ON THAT ^^ WOOT!

I LOVE MUSIC AND FOOD AND COLORS AND RANDOM ASSS PEOPLE IM REALLY OPEN MINDED AND A HAPPY GO-LUCKY- PERSON I LOVE PEOPLE THAT SHOW THEIR TRUE FUN SELF XD AND HONEST PEOPLE AND PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT AFRAID OF DOING SOMETHING THE "UNEXPECTED" HAHAHAH ANYWAYS DONE RANTING MESSAGE ME OR NOT DON'T GIVE A CRAP GOTTA LOVE FML XD

JYxforever's page activity

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Fucked!<b>kris1256396</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 9:12am

JYxforever's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

JYxforever's favorite FMLs

Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

by blah blah daddy / 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

by tickyette / 09/14/2010 at 3:27am / United States / Love

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

by Buzzie / 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

by Wawawiwa / 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm / Namibia (Windhoek) / Intimacy

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

by sarah / 07/14/2010 at 12:32am / United States / Health

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

by Anonymous / 01/19/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

by AlexK / 06/18/2009 at 7:39pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Love