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About JYxforever : HEYYY, I'm Jen :D!!! Love meeting new people message me I don't bite ;D OR WILL I MUHAHAHAHAHA ! ^^
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I LOVE MUSIC AND FOOD AND COLORS AND RANDOM ASSS PEOPLE IM REALLY OPEN MINDED AND A HAPPY GO-LUCKY- PERSON I LOVE PEOPLE THAT SHOW THEIR TRUE FUN SELF XD AND HONEST PEOPLE AND PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT AFRAID OF DOING SOMETHING THE "UNEXPECTED" HAHAHAH ANYWAYS DONE RANTING MESSAGE ME OR NOT DON'T GIVE A CRAP GOTTA LOVE FML XD
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Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
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Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML