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Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML

Today, while at work, a Beatles song came on the radio. I jokingly said, "These guys are pretty good, are they new?" Everyone thought I was being serious, and now they're convinced I'm an idiot. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15886) - you deserved it (32016)

On 01/07/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by EffUrEll - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24789) - you deserved it (5911)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14719) - you deserved it (72255)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29918) - you deserved it (3338)

On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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