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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3159
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About IndianRapper : Just your average 14 year old:)

stuff i love:
YOU!:D
Mini Marshmellows
Those m&m's with pretzels in them
Running
Badminton
Those times when stupid ass teachers call on you cuz they dont think you know the answer but then you answer correctly
Pickles
Skinny jeans
White chocolate
Midgets
ping-pong!

Stuff i hate:
Scented lotion
Sluts/whores
When teachers give you a bad grade even when they know you clearly worked your ass off on something
Clowns...they're NOT fucking funny
People who dont smile at you when you smile at them
The sound of chomping gum
big people who wear small ass clothing
basically a lot of things...

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IndianRapper's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit and she screamed "Don't touch me there!". Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

#3782569
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45233) - you deserved it (6528)

On 07/15/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by shway (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

#3718227
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50018) - you deserved it (20309)

On 07/13/2009 at 2:33pm - misc - by Solemnwishing (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

#3610078
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11830) - you deserved it (51834)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I went to the gym to lift weights because my arm muscles are pathetic. In order to use a machine, I needed to pull out a knob to adjust the seat setting. After an embarassing struggle, a worker came over and helped me. Turns out I'm not even strong enough to adjust the seat settings. FML

#3440456
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34781) - you deserved it (6902)

On 07/02/2009 at 11:06pm - misc - by Heethersays (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

#3297197
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11218) - you deserved it (50178)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67215) - you deserved it (39410)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

#2736001
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78461) - you deserved it (5092)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

#2619550
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39903) - you deserved it (16427)

On 06/05/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by becstar90 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

#2039933
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15449) - you deserved it (51758)

On 05/18/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by nothing (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

#1704585
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62718) - you deserved it (2756)

On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML

#1535605
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76106) - you deserved it (4881)

On 05/01/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by smartgirl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML

#1342086
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63634) - you deserved it (7939)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Mikey (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

#1323775
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49961) - you deserved it (8424)

On 04/25/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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