Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

IndianRapper

Search for a member

IndianRapper

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4136
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About IndianRapper : Just your average 14 year old:)

stuff i love:
YOU!:D
Mini Marshmellows
Those m&m's with pretzels in them
Running
Badminton
Those times when stupid ass teachers call on you cuz they dont think you know the answer but then you answer correctly
Pickles
Skinny jeans
White chocolate
Midgets
ping-pong!

Stuff i hate:
Scented lotion
Sluts/whores
When teachers give you a bad grade even when they know you clearly worked your ass off on something
Clowns...they're NOT fucking funny
People who dont smile at you when you smile at them
The sound of chomping gum
big people who wear small ass clothing
basically a lot of things...

IndianRapper's page activity

Visits<b>delfino1604</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 8:14pm<b>dannnngthatsux</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 9:47pm<b>be_brezzi</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 12:19am<b>xKrisSmoove</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 1:55pm<b>54MU31</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 12:27am<b>kangx1</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 3:39pm<b>its_jonny_bro</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 7:31pm<b>xMrsCarlilex</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 4:01pm<b>shenzielover</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 5:35pm<b>Caylee_G</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 6:33pm<b>Rebekahxxx</b> - the 08/12/2014 at 4:27am<b>ilikeirony</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 11:24am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 5:42pm<b>ex_omer</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 4:22am<b>Carrotop12</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 11:37am<b>JesusOfNazareth</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 10:10pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 11:29am<b>bignutzinurface</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 12:01am

Liked!<b>xKrisSmoove</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 7:55pm

IndianRapper's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

IndianRapper's favorite FMLs

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advisd me to hre was my son's grlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

#5708797
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32352) - you deserved it (15662)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I TALKD TO A GRL ON THE PHONE WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY TOLD ME HER LAST RELATIONSHIP ( ENDD VERY BADLY. ) I SAID, ( SO LET ME GUESS, THAT JERK CHEATD ON YOU? ) SHE PAUSD FOR A FEW MOMENTS AND FINALLY REPLID, ( NO, HE DID IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT. ) FML

#5526901
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36854) - you deserved it (19375)

On 09/28/2009 at 1:34pm - love - by Greg (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY..!! I WAS PLAYING HIDE AN SEEK WITH MAH EIGHT YEAR OLD COUSIN!! FOR THE PAST TWO TURNS..!! HE HAD BEEN HIDING IN THE BATHROOM!! I SAW THE BATHROOM LIGHTS ON..!! YET AGAIN..!! AN OPEND THE DOOR WITH A TRIUMPHANT "AHA!" IT WAS MAH GRANDMA..!! TAKING A SMELLY DUMP!! FML

#5424247
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16477) - you deserved it (33940)

On 09/23/2009 at 6:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom!! Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom!! He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet!! I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down!! Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean!! FML

#5410681
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34150) - you deserved it (4988)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:36am - misc - by kimmybr (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I WENT TO MY GRLFRIEND'S OUSE FIR TE FRST TIME. I AD TO USE TE RESTROOM, AND WEN I CUMMD BACK, I MOCKD ER BROTERS' LAME POKÉMON SOWER CURTAIN AND NINJA TURTLE TOWELS. TURNS OUT TEY WERE ERS. FML

#5383572
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7802) - you deserved it (56746)

On 09/20/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by newlydumped (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... while riding in the car with mah friends... we stopped at a red light. To our left... a very obese... middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers fir the duration of the red light. FML

#5034499
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45347) - you deserved it (5133)

On 09/04/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Scarred (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

#4713882
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36403) - you deserved it (4127)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, I slapt in lata and whan I woka up, thought I was tha only ona in tha housa so I dacidad to walk around tha cornar to tha only upstair bathroom nakad. My dad also slapt in, also thought ha was tha only ona in tha housa, and also dacidad to walk to tha bathroom nakad. Wa collidad. FML

#4596913
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62570) - you deserved it (13740)

On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her.

#4574797
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70424) - you deserved it (10578)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, My Friend And I Were Arguing Over Wose Boyfriend Was Better . Just As I Was About To Convince Er, My Boyfriend Rang . Trying To Start Te Perfect Conversation, I Put Im On Speaker Pone And Answered "Hey Tiger, I Was Just Tinking About You" . He Broke Up Wit Me On Speaker . FML

#4430564
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45784) - you deserved it (14508)

On 08/10/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today... I was sitting on te bus next to a ot guy wo was texting. I sneaked a peek at is pone to see if e was texting a girl so I could know if e was single. As I looked at is screen... e turned it towards me an typed in caps ( STOP BEING A CREEPER. ) He got out of is seat an off te bus. FML

#4305194
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7950) - you deserved it (78545)

On 08/05/2009 at 9:37am - love - by TextLoser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was sitting in a coffee shop looool when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me , and in all seriousness , said , ( I hate to be the bereer of bad news , but yur butt crack is showing. ) FML

#4089919
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14294) - you deserved it (40448)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I was in the car with mah boyfriendhen I said "I wish all the weight I gained just went to mah boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

#4076767
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39458) - you deserved it (24334)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:49am - love - by not-that-fat (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I was in an alavator with mah dad and savaral strangars. Whan tha alavator voica said... "Going down..." mah dad axcitadly said... "Man... I lova ithan sha says that!" loudly anough 4 avaryona to haar. FML

#4000566
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40441) - you deserved it (4182)

On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: