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IndianRapper
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2481
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About IndianRapper : Just your average 14 year old:)

stuff i love:
YOU!:D
Mini Marshmellows
Those m&m's with pretzels in them
Running
Badminton
Those times when stupid ass teachers call on you cuz they dont think you know the answer but then you answer correctly
Pickles
Skinny jeans
White chocolate
Midgets
ping-pong!

Stuff i hate:
Scented lotion
Sluts/whores
When teachers give you a bad grade even when they know you clearly worked your ass off on something
Clowns...they're NOT fucking funny
People who dont smile at you when you smile at them
The sound of chomping gum
big people who wear small ass clothing
basically a lot of things...

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Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21588) - you deserved it (1290)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it didn't flush. FML

#1663
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16402) - you deserved it (2662)

On 01/18/2009 at 8:01pm - misc - by frankie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14518) - you deserved it (3552)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)



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