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IndianRapper

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4774
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About IndianRapper : Just your average 14 year old:)

stuff i love:
YOU!:D
Mini Marshmellows
Those m&m's with pretzels in them
Running
Badminton
Those times when stupid ass teachers call on you cuz they dont think you know the answer but then you answer correctly
Pickles
Skinny jeans
White chocolate
Midgets
ping-pong!

Stuff i hate:
Scented lotion
Sluts/whores
When teachers give you a bad grade even when they know you clearly worked your ass off on something
Clowns...they're NOT fucking funny
People who dont smile at you when you smile at them
The sound of chomping gum
big people who wear small ass clothing
basically a lot of things...

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IndianRapper's favorite FMLs

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

#15987403
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40765) - you deserved it (4438)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:51am - misc - by Username - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

#15987403
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40765) - you deserved it (4438)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:51am - misc - by Username - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45184) - you deserved it (4603)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43068) - you deserved it (13070)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (50034)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39424) - you deserved it (3740)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42991) - you deserved it (4411)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34489) - you deserved it (12264)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12315) - you deserved it (51173)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12315) - you deserved it (51173)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35972) - you deserved it (24153)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34229) - you deserved it (4497)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86611) - you deserved it (6487)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of 4 months obsessing over that shithead. FML

#15872147
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15934) - you deserved it (62960)

On 04/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by EmDa (woman) - India

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21180) - you deserved it (32310)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -



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