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IncognicoIncognico
  • Town/Country : Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 February 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 617
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Incognico : I like reading FML's. It reminds in most cases how fortunate I am with my likely 'boring' life.

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML

#21502177
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22387) - you deserved it (2320)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:34am - misc - by MiceMiles (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

#21483470
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35231) - you deserved it (2194)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML

#21483450
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22995) - you deserved it (2740)

On 10/23/2015 at 2:56pm - love - by shakira, when the walls fell (woman) - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

#20480699
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35482) - you deserved it (3654)

On 01/27/2013 at 12:57am - love - by pdub523 - United States (Texas)



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