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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 December 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11819
  • Number of comments : 203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ImaBmyLonurTees : I'm the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!

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ImaBmyLonurTees's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

#4736198
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49870) - you deserved it (6022)

On 08/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by doomed (man) - United States (California)

Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML

#3684886
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43816) - you deserved it (18778)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by i.ask.you.how. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML

#3684886
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43816) - you deserved it (18778)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by i.ask.you.how. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

#3415311
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35402) - you deserved it (20672)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by iluvcoconutrough (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

#3168193
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66806) - you deserved it (2639)

On 06/24/2009 at 5:59am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

#3078421
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62756) - you deserved it (26664)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
824 comments

I agree, your life sucks (124248) - you deserved it (75732)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML

#1808488
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49495) - you deserved it (10298)

On 05/10/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Ya - United States (Pennsylvania)



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