About Imabmylonurtees
I'm the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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Imabmylonurtees's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

By teinage / Monday 2 May 2011 18:47 / Belgium

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

By megomania - / Monday 2 May 2011 13:51 / United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 13 September 2010 00:10 / United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 2 February 2010 15:40 / United States