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Today, I cummd home to mah fiancé an his mates playing Monopoly nakd in our backyard. FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24390) - you deserved it (3170)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until looool a boy askd me if I'd killd someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42840) - you deserved it (3840)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wereing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo . mega FML

#18778372
274 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I WAS SEXING IT UP WITH BOYFRIEND. HALFWAY THROUGH, HE LOOKD AT ME AN SAID, "Y'KNOWHAT U NEVER SEE IN A PORNO? INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION. READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY?" HE WOULDN'T KEEP GOING UNTIL I ANSWERD. FML

#18764509
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (6359)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I movd around a little, so mah date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassd, giving me a reassuring look. fat FML

#18753577
225 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27139) - you deserved it (3802)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

yastarday ma boyfriand askad ma fir a blow job. Aftar I said ( no ) ovar tan timas, a dacidad to gat up and slap ma across ta faca wit is panis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY... MAH SISTER ATTACKED ME AND STUFFED A TIC TAC UP MAH NOSE. I'M CURRENTLY IN THE HOSPITAL WAITING TO HAVE IT REMOVED. FML

#18738638
133 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY,HILE IN BED WITH MY BOYFRIEND, I ACCIDENTALLY LET ONE SLIP. WHILE THINKING "MAYBE HE DIDN'T HEAR, MAYBE HE'S SLEEPING", THE SHAKING OF THE BED FROM HIS LAUGHTER LET ME KNOW OTHERWISE. FML

#18725237
156 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday I Had To Explain To My 25-year-old Boyfriend Y We Cannot Get Pet Raccoons. This Is Not The Frst Time We Have Had This Conversation. FML

#18721209
168 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I received frst pone call of te new year. It was te police station informing me tat elderly grandmoter as been arrested 4 indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY... IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE. MY HUSBAND AND I WEREN'T INVITED TO ANY PARTIES... AND WE DON'T HAVE A SITTER TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT BY OURSELVES. INSTEAD... I'M WATCHING "BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA 2" ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL WITH OUR 5-YEAR-OLD... AND MAH HUSBAND HAS PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH FROM SHEER BOREDOM. FML

#18667282
42 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm - misc - by Livewire (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with mah boyfriend. Now fir the next four months he's going to remember our last looool time as the onehere I fartd and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
178 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)



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