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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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    203%
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    61%
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    30%
  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Socialite

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    57%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Iellwen's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML

By Trey / Saturday 19 November 2011 01:58 / United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

By alliez108 / Friday 18 November 2011 00:50 / United States

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

By hannahk267 / Friday 18 November 2011 13:30 / United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 17 November 2011 02:24 / United States

Today, I came home to find my dad's mid-life crisis has finally started. He's blacked all our windows, barricaded the door to the backyard, and set up a bunch of security cameras in and out of the house. It seems he's been reading up on Survivalist and Masonic conspiracy theory bullshit. FML

By whyyy - / Monday 21 November 2011 23:26 / United States