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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1988 (26 years)
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About I_Piss_Glitter : I think60% of the stories on this site are fake and it annoys the fuck outta me how everyone comments them like they're true. Another 39% are not FML worthy and someone's not doin a good job moderating, if your boyfriend breaks up with you your life isn't fucked.

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Yesterday, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

#4974670
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6826) - you deserved it (62210)

On 09/01/2009 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of looool other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML

#4972941
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38327) - you deserved it (4936)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44am - work - by spinner (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox an dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. mega FML

#4958000
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86060) - you deserved it (5141)

On 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm - kids - by beya (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today my friend an I were making sandwiches at his house . His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor . The dog snatched it up an ran away with it . I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke an die . It did . FML

#4932229
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26639) - you deserved it (49377)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, ma usband and I decidd to take a romantic trip to te beac. We got pulld over, and sortly tereafter e was arrestd. Just so appens you can't miss cild support payments 4 your twelve year old daugter witout getting a warrant. He as a daugter? We've been marrid 4 14 yeres. FML

#4845223
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63738) - you deserved it (3224)

On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by AreYouSerious (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking wit my usband, olding ands, wen a man wit a rainbow srt on came up to us!! He said, ( I'm so glad tat gay men can go out in public witout being embarassed nowdays! ) He patted me on te back and walked away!! I'm a woman!! FML

#4823053
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48646) - you deserved it (5947)

On 08/25/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by offendedfemme (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today... I want fir a jog. Whila passing by my naighbor's housa... thair six yaar old son startad throwing paanuts at ma scraaming... "I hopa this kills you!" bacausa I'm allargic to paanuts. FML

#4820623
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53593) - you deserved it (3363)

On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving to work an I had to pee really badly . I am a teacher an my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road . About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by . They were all my students . My pants were down . FML

#4714998
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15077) - you deserved it (43280)

On 08/21/2009 at 6:15pm - kids - by mrteacher (man) - United States (South Dakota)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

#4630669
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116980) - you deserved it (8825)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

yesterday I walked in on ma usband in our room completely naked. At frst I tougt e was waiting for me so we could ave sex. He adn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise im. Ten I saw tat e ad drawn a face on is penis and e was talking to it. FML

#4619260
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73967) - you deserved it (5899)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran ovar a cathila driving homa. I triad to kaap mysalf togathar but couldn't halp but cry cuz of how bad I falt. Through mah taars I failad to notica a porcupina in tha middla of tha road. Yap, I hit him too. FML

#4618349
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50889) - you deserved it (17754)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since ers are perfectly done. Wat I didn't know is se gets ers professionally saped an se doesn't know ow to sape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

#4606857
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37028) - you deserved it (20858)

On 08/17/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72017) - you deserved it (8430)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)



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