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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4753
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Taday I calld my boss an said ( I have been awake since 3am throwing up!! ) He replid with ( Great, see you at 9 ) an hung up!! FML

#14638505
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29700) - you deserved it (2947)

On 01/19/2011 at 12:31pm - work - by gb739 (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday Mah Extremely Lazy Roommate Is In Bd With The Flu. Instead Of Getting Up To Get Water, He's Run The Garden Hose Through His Window, And Instead Of Going To The Bathroom, He's Connectd A Siphon To His Penis And Run It To A 5-gallon Bucket. I Have To Live With This Idiot. Mega FML

#14626510
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32028) - you deserved it (4684)

On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after , he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

#14618651
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31527) - you deserved it (4801)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I ad an astma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17546) - you deserved it (43181) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heret-shaped. FML

#14608701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32891) - you deserved it (5728) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We r both virgins. After we kissd and I took down my pants, she screamd and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (6352)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I acted lyk I always do wen I'm alone in seemingly sound-proof apartment!! I sang loudly, talked back to te TV, used vibrator!! Later, in te silence of te nigt, I eard niegbor next door YAWNING!! mega FML

#14575088
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17952) - you deserved it (31559)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I looool had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. real FML

#14572536
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25537) - you deserved it (11682)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from beind and scared me, causing me to inale and coke on te water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to im on te ground lauging is ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

#14533533
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28964) - you deserved it (3940)

On 01/10/2011 at 2:14pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every looool 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

#14531050
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35357) - you deserved it (2709)

On 01/10/2011 at 7:48am - health - by AW -

Today, I ad a panic attack cuz my boyfriend tougt it would be sexy to coke me in te middle of sex. FML

#14526160
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37275) - you deserved it (5486)

On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, FEELING MELANCHOLY, I TOOK A BLANKET OUT TO THE BACKYARD AND LAY DOWN TO LOOK AT THE CLOUDS!! MY DAD CUMMED OUT TO ASK MEHAT I WAS DOING!! I TOLD HIM, HE SMRKED, SQUATTED OVER MY FACE, AND FARTED!! HE THEN RAN BACK INSIDE AND TOLD MY MOM!! SHE LAUGHED!! FML

#14490240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29113) - you deserved it (5691)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I had a panic attack at 2am cuz someone decided to throw a looool snowball at my window.

#14482649
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21481) - you deserved it (6280)

On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -

Today I was on a walkhen I ran into the womanhose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left I said ( You did a nice blow job! ) FML

#14481844
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24731) - you deserved it (13091)

On 01/06/2011 at 12:57am - intimacy - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Washington)



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