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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2847
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I called my boss and said "I have been awake since 3am throwing up." He replied with "Great, see you at 9" and hung up. FML

#14638505
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28992) - you deserved it (2900)

On 01/19/2011 at 12:31pm - work - by gb739 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML

#14626510
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30395) - you deserved it (4505)

On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

#14618651
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27145) - you deserved it (4309)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14555) - you deserved it (38373) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30261) - you deserved it (19768) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29593) - you deserved it (5356) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36795) - you deserved it (4974)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15027) - you deserved it (27337)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

#14572536
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22237) - you deserved it (10940)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

#14533533
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26338) - you deserved it (3669)

On 01/10/2011 at 2:14pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

#14531050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28940) - you deserved it (1952)

On 01/10/2011 at 7:48am - health - by AW -

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

#14526160
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34611) - you deserved it (5165)

On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27566) - you deserved it (5515)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had a panic attack at 2am because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

#14482649
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19030) - you deserved it (6005)

On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -

Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML

#14481844
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23104) - you deserved it (12610)

On 01/06/2011 at 12:57am - intimacy - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Washington)



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