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Yesterday, I Woke Up To A Bloody Nose!! Instead Of Rushing To The Bathroom, I Creatively Dripped The Blood Over A Knife 4 Photography Class Cuz The Assignment Was To Show Emotion!! So Many Of The Students An Faculty Were Disturbed That I'm Now Forced To Talk To The School Psychologist!! FML
Today, I went out fir pizza with mah boyfriend. looool He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post an a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
Friday 27 March 2015