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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4755
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today , I was having the best sex with mah husband , an right when I reached climax , he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33579) - you deserved it (6724)

On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I Woke Up To A Bloody Nose!! Instead Of Rushing To The Bathroom, I Creatively Dripped The Blood Over A Knife 4 Photography Class Cuz The Assignment Was To Show Emotion!! So Many Of The Students An Faculty Were Disturbed That I'm Now Forced To Talk To The School Psychologist!! FML

#15000344
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23773) - you deserved it (36356)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

Today, I went out fir pizza with mah boyfriend. looool He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

#14969224
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23214) - you deserved it (3493)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah mum got an looool electric car . It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of mah cat break as we reversd over it on the driveway . FML

#14919566
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54676) - you deserved it (7773)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML

Today, While Mah Boyfriend And I Were Having Sex, He Stopped, Got Off, Walked Into The Kitchen Grabbed A Doughnut, And Cummed Back To Finish While He Ate It. Mega FML

#14813410
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35599) - you deserved it (7023)

On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GRLFRIEND. SHE'S A SOCK PUPPET. FML

#14802825
270 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Yesterday, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8375) - you deserved it (62223)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, A SNOW STORM ROLLED INTO MY SMALL TOWN, LEAVING MY CAR STUCK UNDER 3 FEET OF SNOW!! I CALLED MY BOSS TO TELL ER I COULDN'T DRIVE TO WORK!! HER REPLY? "WALK." REAL FML

#14795725
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29659) - you deserved it (5471)

On 02/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by Username -

Today, I was startlad awaka at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Complataly sarious, I askad mah fiancé if ha had just shit his pants. His rasponsa: gigglas followad by a softly whisparad "mayba". FML

#14794923
121 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post an a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47825) - you deserved it (8128)

On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Told Me The Thing That Gets Him Really Horny . Apple Sauce . FML

#14786538
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (5197)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today,hila I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stoppd at tha rd light and smild at ma!! I smild back!! Ha blaw ma a kiss and drova away, just as I raalizd ha was masturbating bahind thahaal!! FML

#14784737
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28796) - you deserved it (4191)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by mentallyscarred - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me cuz she met someone else on World of looool Warcraft . I've been paying 4 her subscription . FML

#14783005
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36395) - you deserved it (13989)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -

yesterday my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we r renovating it!! The only paint clothe he decided to wear were his underpants!! The neighbour and builder found this quite amusing!! FML

#14706670
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20721) - you deserved it (2482)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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