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Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 9:46pm - health - by Amy - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by JustADream (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was paired up with a partner in my Film class. He has an idea for a film: 'shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill'. He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -
Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -
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