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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3449
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

#15914816
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36048) - you deserved it (3067)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by Mr. Headshot -

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31113) - you deserved it (11515)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

#15911784
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23660) - you deserved it (3767)

On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

#15904630
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48949) - you deserved it (8796)

On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32647) - you deserved it (22938)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23966) - you deserved it (51524)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23966) - you deserved it (51524)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49847) - you deserved it (8078)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49847) - you deserved it (8078)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

#15753911
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30080) - you deserved it (11926)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:19am - kids - by JT (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML

#15741918
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41586) - you deserved it (2893)

On 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by bananaman - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

#15737058
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34026) - you deserved it (11018)

On 04/11/2011 at 5:39am - misc - by Ignored (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36720) - you deserved it (4807)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

#15650058
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26990) - you deserved it (6054)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36814) - you deserved it (20435)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)



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