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Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)
Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm - intimacy - by SterlingSilver91 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - intimacy - by BlootheBawss - United States (Florida)
Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML
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Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)
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