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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4754
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33149) - you deserved it (14698)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went grocery shopping . Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips . As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, ( You probably think I'm a stripper or something . ) He looked me up and down and said, ( Uh.. . hell no . ) FML

#18129165
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24371) - you deserved it (21968)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, FOR MY BIRTHDAY, INSTAAD OF A CAKA, MY FRIANDS SURPRISAD MA WITH A CASTLA MAINLY MADA OUT OF BACON . I DON'T WANT TO SAAM UNGRATAFUL, BUT I FUCKING HATA BACON . FML

#18079662
413 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up, showered, an began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, lyk usual, an threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52821) - you deserved it (4153)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma parents took away ma laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up wit ma grlfriend. Tey saiden I patc tings up wit er, I can ave ma stuff back. fat FML

#17842672
156 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML

#17839732
240 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts , then askd if I'd lyk some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
83 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neigbour's window. On is ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after five long yeres of having been together, mah boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
131 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I ad a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did tey apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

#17782998
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (2769)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once . I'm 19 weeks pregnant . real FML

#17755798
254 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:21am - health - by ouch - United States

Today, mah girlfriend called me over to her house!! When I knocked, no one responded to the door!! I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool!! I kneeled by her and placed mah hand on her butt, kissing her neck!! What I heard next, "So this is what u do with mah daughter." FML

#17753266
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36397) - you deserved it (23404)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah girlfriend called me over to her house!! When I knocked, no one responded to the door!! I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool!! I kneeled by her and placed mah hand on her butt, kissing her neck!! What I heard next, "So this is what u do with mah daughter." FML

#17753266
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36397) - you deserved it (23404)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, husband droppd his pants and said, ( Why don't you go down and say hello. ) This is his idea of foreplay. FML

#17734808
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28973) - you deserved it (4852)

On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States



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