Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ILoveMyXbox

Search for a member

ILoveMyXbox

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3631
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ILoveMyXbox : Yep.

ILoveMyXbox's page activity

Visits<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 2:00pm<b>vibekillerlol</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 11:17pm<b>diver893</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 10:45pm<b>thebigtwinkie</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 2:23pm<b>ksmith233</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 9:49am<b>euphoricness</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 4:39pm<b>finallyausername</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 4:20pm<b>pandasaresocute</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 10:36am<b>night_fox1233</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 9:54am<b>TdotMaria</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 2:16am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 3:11am<b>Tr33Cat</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 11:36pm<b>ZaTitanz</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 1:00am<b>Gunslinger995</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 9:08pm<b>Teej7695</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 5:44pm<b>darlingdollie</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 3:50pm<b>GreenBeast</b> - the 03/04/2014 at 1:42pm<b>Valerina96</b> - the 02/25/2014 at 2:11am

ILoveMyXbox's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ILoveMyXbox's favorite FMLs

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML

#1091481
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61287) - you deserved it (13911)

On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

#883158
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75878) - you deserved it (2728)

On 04/09/2009 at 8:33am - misc - by BracesSuck (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

#843065
684 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33436) - you deserved it (486376)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML

#814621
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53707) - you deserved it (7997)

On 04/05/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by Vac (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

#386198
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39576) - you deserved it (86064)

On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by badgrandchild - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

#238786
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54355) - you deserved it (3891)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

#214447
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50655) - you deserved it (130583)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML

#194901
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43801) - you deserved it (11344)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by bluedevil26 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

#159579
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51182) - you deserved it (5172)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

#84789
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84677) - you deserved it (17669)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15212) - you deserved it (80775)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46166) - you deserved it (6311)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

#6517
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6582) - you deserved it (46854)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: