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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5302
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ILoveMyXbox : Yep.

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ILoveMyXbox's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

#19621592
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10149) - you deserved it (35665)

On 05/14/2012 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

#19579357
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11180) - you deserved it (34046)

On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

#19564521
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32182) - you deserved it (1922)

On 05/02/2012 at 5:58pm - work - by panther of the desert (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

#19531197
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7454) - you deserved it (30289)

On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML

#19528006
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22954) - you deserved it (1913)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

#19522939
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24979) - you deserved it (18211)

On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30972) - you deserved it (5121)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

#19435990
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (8609)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33925) - you deserved it (3110)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

#19288594
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26439) - you deserved it (15200)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

#19235270
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21345) - you deserved it (3338)

On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31525) - you deserved it (9700)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17302) - you deserved it (29710)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

#19164325
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10521) - you deserved it (24786)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States



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