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ILike_Dancing123
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2624
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 47 posted

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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

#15036235
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26616) - you deserved it (7752)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

#14981056
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28754) - you deserved it (3379)

On 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by moe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

#14975268
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39443) - you deserved it (3628)

On 02/14/2011 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by bleu_noir (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945
73 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
235 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12840) - you deserved it (57385)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10233) - you deserved it (37024)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

#14856386
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (5100)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:10pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

#14851025
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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38014) - you deserved it (7386)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

#14763055
178 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by wowimdumb (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

#14747577
319 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42077) - you deserved it (5198)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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