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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3953
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 47 posted

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Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

#19117009
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29962) - you deserved it (4706)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

#19113107
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30156) - you deserved it (2672)

On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

#19112130
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25485) - you deserved it (4378)

On 02/19/2012 at 12:40am - love - by Skullie - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML

#19111360
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22744) - you deserved it (10251)

On 02/18/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by snowinggrey - United States

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

#19109811
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26768) - you deserved it (17750)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Lilah - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

#19106653
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13974) - you deserved it (29535)

On 02/18/2012 at 10:49am - love - by sandysmith - United States

Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

#19105886
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28631) - you deserved it (3766)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27141) - you deserved it (5048)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

#19094213
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43380) - you deserved it (2838)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36876) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML

#19092499
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30486) - you deserved it (3439)

On 02/16/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Jeathrow - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

#19091459
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23063) - you deserved it (7745)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got my hands on some meet and greet passes for a concert. My fiancé and I got our picture taken with the band. A few moments later, in my excitement, instead of texting the picture to my friend, I accidentally deleted it. FML

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

#19085409
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25980) - you deserved it (2885)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm - health - by TerribleAddiction - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25433) - you deserved it (4743)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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