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Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
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On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 2:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 1:04am - love - by atsukobo - United States
Today, I accidentally shaved part of my eyebrow. It now looks like I'm trying to raise one without moving the other. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 9:49am - misc - by jake (man) - United States
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States
Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)
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