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Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 2:25am - love - by Tinkerer - United States (Oregon)
Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by callofdutyhater - United States (California)
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)
Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by owmyhead (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 6:20pm - love - by The_Taxman (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Solihull)
Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by Miguel - United States
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 5:20am - love - by Username - United States (New York)
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)
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