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About ICastillo : "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." ~Mark Twain
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
Friday 30 January 2015