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About HowBoutYouShutUp : I'm Naja, 17 years old
I love CoD, but it's not my life.
PS3 is my platform of choice.
I'm decent in speaking Spanish, hence being Puerto Rican, Native American,& Jamaican.
If I seem to be a bitch, here's my apology in advance because apologies are always awkward for me.:p
Don't be shy:)
I'm not on here much so have patience.
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Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
Monday 1 September 2014