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About HowBoutYouShutUp : I'm Naja, 17 years old
I love CoD, but it's not my life.
PS3 is my platform of choice.
I'm decent in speaking Spanish, hence being Puerto Rican, Native American,& Jamaican.
If I seem to be a bitch, here's my apology in advance because apologies are always awkward for me.:p
Don't be shy:)
I'm not on here much so have patience.
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Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
Friday 24 October 2014