About HowBoutYouShutUp : I'm Naja, 17 years old
I love CoD, but it's not my life.
PS3 is my platform of choice.
I'm decent in speaking Spanish, hence being Puerto Rican, Native American,& Jamaican.
If I seem to be a bitch, here's my apology in advance because apologies are always awkward for me.:p
Don't be shy:)
I'm not on here much so have patience.
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Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I was in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by Travolta - United Kingdom
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 11:00pm - animals - by Nekro_Kat - United States (California)
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)
Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)
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