About Honestly_Lainey : Hi. I call myself "me" sometimes. I like this and that. I'm awkward. I go from sensitive to judgmental in 3.5 seconds. I'm working on it, but hey, I'm human and this is the Internet, so it's allowed. I think sour candy is uh-may-za-zing. Aaaand that pretty much covers everything...
If you took the time to read my little "about me" you should message me.. Because... Really, I have no reason for this... Just do it? Or not, whatever.
Aaaaand that's all... I think. Have a g'day :)
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I learned that it takes about half an hour to get melted cheese out of your hair. FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 11:34pm - health - by jzappe - United States (California)
Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
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Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 9:20pm - health - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
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On 10/07/2011 at 6:35am - misc - by Hairytoes - United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)
Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm - work - by lyssamarie316 - United States (Florida)
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me being a slow drinker, so I tried to impress her by chugging the rest of my glass. She was impressed with how fast I chugged my beer, until it came back up. FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 5:24am - misc - by ol faithful (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)
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