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Honestly_Lainey

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  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3860
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

About Honestly_Lainey : Hi. I call myself "me" sometimes. I like this and that. I'm awkward. I go from sensitive to judgmental in 3.5 seconds. I'm working on it, but hey, I'm human and this is the Internet, so it's allowed. I think sour candy is uh-may-za-zing. Aaaand that pretty much covers everything...
If you took the time to read my little "about me" you should message me.. Because... Really, I have no reason for this... Just do it? Or not, whatever.
Aaaaand that's all... I think. Have a g'day :)

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Honestly_Lainey's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34048) - you deserved it (2415)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29085) - you deserved it (3349)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

#17965176
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (3764)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that it takes about half an hour to get melted cheese out of your hair. FML

#17956536
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20385) - you deserved it (5538)

On 10/10/2011 at 11:34pm - health - by jzappe - United States (California)

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

#17952669
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32442) - you deserved it (3571)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm - love - by maninpain - Kenya

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

#17938205
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13551) - you deserved it (25424)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:20pm - health - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

#17926318
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25159) - you deserved it (16448)

On 10/07/2011 at 6:35am - misc - by Hairytoes - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

#17918241
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21437) - you deserved it (10372)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML

#17889582
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35209) - you deserved it (4439)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML

#17873678
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23561) - you deserved it (4307)

On 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm - work - by lyssamarie316 - United States (Florida)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28251) - you deserved it (11532)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me being a slow drinker, so I tried to impress her by chugging the rest of my glass. She was impressed with how fast I chugged my beer, until it came back up. FML

#17651078
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8875) - you deserved it (38798)

On 09/03/2011 at 5:24am - misc - by ol faithful (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

#17648334
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27061) - you deserved it (6453)

On 09/02/2011 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

#17544940
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8938) - you deserved it (54311)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40310) - you deserved it (3203)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)



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