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  • Number of visits : 3918
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

About Honestly_Lainey : Hi. I call myself "me" sometimes. I like this and that. I'm awkward. I go from sensitive to judgmental in 3.5 seconds. I'm working on it, but hey, I'm human and this is the Internet, so it's allowed. I think sour candy is uh-may-za-zing. Aaaand that pretty much covers everything...
If you took the time to read my little "about me" you should message me.. Because... Really, I have no reason for this... Just do it? Or not, whatever.
Aaaaand that's all... I think. Have a g'day :)

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Honestly_Lainey's favorite FMLs

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19618) - you deserved it (80617)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30823) - you deserved it (7788)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

#18202130
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48882) - you deserved it (6916)

On 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML

#18192862
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52043) - you deserved it (7087)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML

#18192690
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32391) - you deserved it (2404)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML

#18190059
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32812) - you deserved it (2513)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40678) - you deserved it (7859)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML

#18181651
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29490) - you deserved it (4889)

On 11/07/2011 at 2:20am - love - by roadkill0321 - United States

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

#18156228
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36608) - you deserved it (4277)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44724) - you deserved it (4004)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36944) - you deserved it (5533)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36944) - you deserved it (5533)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

#18135623
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41635) - you deserved it (3687)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49614) - you deserved it (5609)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35692) - you deserved it (6999)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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