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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1549
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About HitchHiker42 : I'm a relentlessly optimistic high school sophomore that loves to laugh at the misfortune of not only others, but myself as well. Singing, running, and socializing are fun.

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Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33120) - you deserved it (9483)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36691) - you deserved it (3925)

On 02/01/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31037) - you deserved it (5153)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27749) - you deserved it (17629)

On 11/10/2009 at 6:05pm - animals - by mhmohyeah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24549) - you deserved it (3929)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14346) - you deserved it (51545)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (83280) - you deserved it (3732)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19573) - you deserved it (75678)

On 07/26/2009 at 7:18pm - animals - by Fmycatslife (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18983) - you deserved it (100691)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32375) - you deserved it (30898)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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