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Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)
Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 6:05pm - animals - by mhmohyeah (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML
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On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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On 07/26/2009 at 7:18pm - animals - by Fmycatslife (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm - love - by goodbye (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
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