About HitchHiker42 : I'm a relentlessly optimistic high school sophomore that loves to laugh at the misfortune of not only others, but myself as well. Singing, running, and socializing are fun.
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by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 1:15am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/01/2010 at 2:29pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/05/2010 at 7:49am / India (Madhya Pradesh) / Miscellaneous
by mhmohyeah / 11/10/2009 at 6:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by JohnB / 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by JuicyJohn / 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by abercrombieef / 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm / United States (California) / Love
by Fmycatslife / 07/26/2009 at 7:18pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
by Anonymous / 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by kprice6 / 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack… Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell… Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded…