About Hitchhiker42
I'm a relentlessly optimistic high school sophomore that loves to laugh at the misfortune of not only others, but myself as well. Singing, running, and socializing are fun.
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

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  • Mobility

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  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Night owl

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • It's in the can!

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  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Judgmental

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  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    326%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    40%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    30%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    10%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    6%
  • I’m your new creative director

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  • Perfectionist

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • Picture this FML

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Hitchhiker42's favorite FMLs

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

By kprice6 - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 22:55 / United States

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

By confusedcatlover - / Saturday 6 April 2013 11:42 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

By ShadowBox - / Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:43 / Netherlands - Herveld

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

By nopanties - / Monday 4 March 2013 05:11 / United States - Durham

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 February 2013 13:43 / United States - Boise