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HitchHiker42

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 773
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About HitchHiker42 : I'm a relentlessly optimistic high school sophomore that loves to laugh at the misfortune of not only others, but myself as well. Singing, running, and socializing are fun.

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HitchHiker42's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43159) - you deserved it (4696)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

#17910752
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22584) - you deserved it (7531)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11908) - you deserved it (31026)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

#17718779
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27557) - you deserved it (3623)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

#17718779
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27557) - you deserved it (3623)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42738) - you deserved it (6317)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, my kids decided putting laxatives in my coffee would loosen me up and calm my nerves. I have a 3 hour long meeting soon. FML

#17333290
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29604) - you deserved it (3039)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:05pm - kids - by burn - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10366) - you deserved it (94036)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44095) - you deserved it (4147)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33670) - you deserved it (12198)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

#16038977
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31143) - you deserved it (5208)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28102) - you deserved it (3795)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46677) - you deserved it (9260)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30297) - you deserved it (7681)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25812) - you deserved it (5455)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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