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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 September 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1065
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Helena_18 : Life is all about being yourself and loving yourself , before expecting that others love u.
AND I'm FML addicted >>damn it
Message me if u r ready to know an optimistic person :))))

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Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30911) - you deserved it (4492)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by anouk05 (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (39844) - you deserved it (22459)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40705) - you deserved it (4096)

On 10/10/2010 at 9:38pm - intimacy - by jailbirdlove - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33531) - you deserved it (9532)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41676) - you deserved it (3828)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34499) - you deserved it (4617)

On 10/04/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32869) - you deserved it (9501)

On 10/04/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

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