About Helena_18
Life is all about being yourself and loving yourself , before expecting that others love u. AND I'm FML addicted >>damn it Message me if u r ready to know an optimistic person :))))
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Helena_18's favorite FMLs

Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 4 October 2010 11:22 / Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:20 / Spain

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

By jailbirdlove / Monday 11 October 2010 01:38 / United States

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 October 2010 05:15 / New Zealand

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

By cantstoplaughing - / Wednesday 6 October 2010 04:32 / United States