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About Hazygoose : I play bass guitar.
Punk, Rock, and Techno are jawsome.
I play Super Smash Brothers Melee competitively.
Luxury is my favorite starcraft player.
Vodka and Jager are my choices of poison.
I go to school in CT, which is 10x better than Oklahoma.
I have more black friends than white friends, thank goodness.
Home Movies and Dr. Katz were the only shows that absolutely made me watch TV.
I'm a Vegetarian, I fuck Willie Nelson everytime I see him, and other hippie bullshit. :D
There's not much else to say...I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow and I've got more hot than a cow has moo. Hazygoose on AIM/interwebs in general. All hail hypnotoad.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
Friday 12 December 2014