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Hazygoose
  • Town/Country : Norman, OK, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 March 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 8479
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Hazygoose : I play bass guitar.
Punk, Rock, and Techno are jawsome.
I play Super Smash Brothers Melee competitively.
Luxury is my favorite starcraft player.
Vodka and Jager are my choices of poison.
I go to school in CT, which is 10x better than Oklahoma.
I have more black friends than white friends, thank goodness.
Home Movies and Dr. Katz were the only shows that absolutely made me watch TV.
I'm a Vegetarian, I fuck Willie Nelson everytime I see him, and other hippie bullshit. :D

There's not much else to say...I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow and I've got more hot than a cow has moo. Hazygoose on AIM/interwebs in general. All hail hypnotoad.

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Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68624) - you deserved it (3743)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22899) - you deserved it (10376)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

#245
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22104) - you deserved it (11859)

On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12861) - you deserved it (58178)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64058) - you deserved it (3784)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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